I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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