stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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