I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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