She went from zero to smokin in five shots
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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