STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
This toilet bowl is my home.
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