Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
the liver wants what the liver wants
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There's even glitter on my cock...
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