My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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