My Higher Power is John Stamos
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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