That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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