hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Randomize
