is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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