The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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