You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize