Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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