I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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