so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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