Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
