I wish my penis had an off switch
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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