It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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