Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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