How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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