everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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