16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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