Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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