before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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