I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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