how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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