Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Randomize