wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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