After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
