4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I look better un-naked...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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