and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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