so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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