I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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