Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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