he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm bleeding and have questions
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize