it wasn't lemon gatorade
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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