When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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