if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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