She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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