S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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