about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
