scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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