I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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