I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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