Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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