so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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