glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize