He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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