Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
this will be a night to untag.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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