Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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