You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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