Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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