i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I am one with the molecules
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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