I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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