I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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