I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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